Best jokes

I have a part of my left leg missing after an rta. While recovering I also had an Ilivaroz frame holding what was left together. I got fed up with people asking what had happened so I would jokily reply ‘Shark attack off Brighton pier’. The number of people who believed that and then asked how many, what type etc was somewhat shocking. :rofl:

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I think you’re going to need a bigger pub…

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Kinda disgusting … but funny all the same … :slightly_smiling_face:

Yes I’m quite happy for it to be removed.

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Oh, it did get removed. I’ve seen worse here.

Okay, it wasn’t in the best of taste!

I do think we should have a Best Jokes sin bin. Those that make it get seven days in the bin for the forewarned curious to check them out before being permanently deleted.

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At a costume party:
“What are you?”
“A harp”
“Your costume is too small to be a harp”
“Are you calling me a lyre?”

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You could call it the Bad Jokes Bin.

That would be a place where the the misogynistic, racist and inappropriate jokes can linger for a full 7 days, and those who post them can stay blind to the negativity they empower, and perhaps repost them elsewhere to spread the hate?

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Can’t we be allowed to make the call as to what we think of them? Or do you know what’s best for us?

And bit of a pot/kettle situation when seemingly you want to publicly describe me as a hater?

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That is for @Richard.Dane to call as per the Forum rules, and he does.

I didn’t say you were anything.

Well we’ll leave it there then…