Best jokes

Curly Gumbo Bailey. That’s me!

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I’m ‘Ugly Rivers’. My wife ‘Boney Bad Boy Rivers’.

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Blind Hips Gumbo McGee here. No surprise to me

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Texas Killer Lee, sadly that sounds more like a serial killer than a musician.

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Sleepy Fingers Bailey

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Skinny Sugar Legs Dupree here…

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Rather boring Happy Bones Brown :sleeping:

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Fat Lemmon Davis. Sounds about right.:sunglasses:

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I went to the doctor with a pain in my shoulders and down my spine. She said “Here, have a copy of every ‘Chiropractor Monthly’ magazine”.

I now have a load of back issues.

(Thx Danny Matinee)

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I married a midwife, guess now she’s a fullwife.

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We went for a Chinese at the weekend. While at the table this duck came up, gave me a rose and told me how handsome I looked.

I called over the waiter “Excuse me, but I ordered aromatic duck.”

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I suspect that was the complimentary Duck….

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Or a romantic one…

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If that’s you in your Avatar … you are kinda ugly … :grin:

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Skinny “Bad Boy” Parker … live on stage tonight …

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Since I posted the original Blues name finder. I decree this the winner. :innocent: :rofl:
Apologies for those left out. Although, you should know how it goes by now…

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