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From Private Eye

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Robocop is a film about a guy who died, but they made him go to work anyway.

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A suit? Audiophile?

Trackies & slippers seems more common, lol.

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steve

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The Queatles? Been?

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Gone.

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That is a good, but worrying photo.

DG…

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I got this from my phone supplier in Saudi Arabia this morning. It was in Arabic’s as translates….

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Reminds me of the old joke about Arnie, having fallen on hard times, gets a job working in a record store.

“Excuse me, where can I find a CD of the Goldberg Variations?”

“Aisle B - Bach”

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So yes. I’ve just started reading a Horror book in braille.

Something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

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