Just been told the clocks go back, later this month.
Trouble is I can’t remember where I got mine.
(I’ll close the door on my way out.)
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- Is it true that your wife has a twin sister?
- Yes, that‘s right.
- How do you distinguish them?
- I don‘t.
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Strictly last night, Chris McCausland, who is sharper than a very sharp thing in a drawer full of sharp things, addressing a fellow celeb dancer quips “It must be nice for your family to see you on TV without having to watch Eastenders…”
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(Bean would also fit…)
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I enjoyed that joke too, especially coming from him!
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This is good, every time someone in a red uniform beams down with Kirk, they get wasted within the minute
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An 8 year old lad told me a joke today.
“How do you hire a bike?”
“Put it in a lift!”
I liked it.
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From Frasier as he’s entering Cheers:
“Good morning everybody…You may recall last year I brought in my dysfunctional men’s group? Well unfortunately my low self-esteem group heard about it and…”
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Not a problem for some of us😉
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(Small feet.)
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You have been peeping!!
Nah…he’s Pee King.
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