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For those overly ambitious types.

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Or for the cat…

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Or for a pisshead….

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We thought it was our ability to love that made us humans. Turns out that it was our ability to select each image that contains a boat.

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I thought that ‘nonfungible’ meant that it couldn’t be turned into a mushroom.

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The fact that a cat can walk into your house and be like “I live here now” and most people will go and buy food and cat litter and let them stay is a pretty impressive evolutionary trait.

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I failed one of those ‘prove you are a human’ tests - it was pictures of clouds, and I had to identify those containing a stealth bomber.

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English literature: I will die for honour
French literature: I will die for love
American literature: I will die for freedom
Russian Literature: I will die

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Scottish literature: Ah’m dyin’ fur a beer.

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Me too.

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“Margaret, for the last 30 years all you have ever done is find mistakes in everything I say”
“31 years”

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