@Debs your on fire this year. Someone give you a joke book for Christmas. 
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It wasn’t a Crimbo prezzy… the 1980s have just phoned me - they want their joke book back! 
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The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for Christmas. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch …
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@Debs - I’m sure one of the jokes (~post 1336) came from the Duchy of Cornwall Christmas crackers! i.e.
'An American woman has alleged that Prince Andrew forced her to have sex with him while she was still a minor.
Meanwhile, Buckingham Palace has offered the woman a goodwill gift of a trip to Paris complete with chauffeur-driven Mercedes…’
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I have no idea why that is supposed to be funny?..!
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You’re not a fan of Grandmaster Flash then ? 
A track called the Message.
Don’t push me coz I’m close to the edge …
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I’m afraid that doesn’t help. I’ve never even heard of grandmaster flush. It’s a gambling firm, right?
“Don’t push me 'cause I’m close to the veg”
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Isn’t it ‘I’m trying not to lose my veg’ 
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My mistake (bake).
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Richard Starkey before he joined the Beatles ^
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“Don’t push me cos my leathers got a wedge”
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Sheffield
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Staff are so expendable these days.
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…just a couple of stiffs
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