Chicken Royale?
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A young woman to her mother:
‘Mom, I am seeing the neighbor from above.’
The mother:
‘But dear, he could easily be your father.’
The young woman:
‘Mom, true love doesn’t know age!!’
The mother:
‘Yes, butI don’t think you are getting what I am saying…’
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My father ask me for a book mark, which is pretty upsetting as I’m 26 he still doesn’t know my name is Bryan.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a millipede.
Drumsticks for everyone.
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Yes well up till I was 6 I thought my name was Jesus Christ 
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Caption contest, I’ll start:
“We are woke…”
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Yes I’ve heard that. 
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Wasn’t that a Bill Cosby’s line ?
More Groucho Marx I would’ve thought!
Yes Bill Cosby
He also said
I thought my brothers name was dammit
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What…it isn’t white, got a stripe and the number 53 on it which would make it the Love Bug (sorry!) for all the Herbie fans!
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Cruel !!
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