So she tells me…
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I think you meant to say that you have got her right where ‘she’ wants you 
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I sometimes drink a glass of water to surprise my liver and kidneys….
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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it’s a light sentence.
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Flight attendant passes through the plane bearing a pot of coffee.
FA: “Regular or decaf?”
Passenger: “Regular, thanks”
FA: “Wrong, it’s decaf!”
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Funny, and very true. I may add two points:
- When someone’s fate or security depends on a very simple answer they know and have ready, they stay silent.
- In any movie it’s necessary that someone suddenly vomits, but they’re always close to a bathroom.
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