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You mean it took you a few seconds to twig it out ?

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Or to log in to it?

It’s a very small receptacle

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Panic buying spreads to the local record store -

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It seems the dark side of the force has finally won out, as the vast majority of attendees at this year’s Star Wars Celebration will be going as Darth Vader.

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That “flagged” joke?

The French, Italian and Spanish stereotypes don’t seem to match actual behaviours, as seen on the news this week…

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That’s why it’s in the “Jokes” thread

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Nor does the british judging by the empty shelves.

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Panic buying has been going on across Europe and elsewhere, so not confined to the British.

In Germany they are preparing for the apocalypse by stocking up with sausage and cheese. That’s the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Now that one is funny

From a history forum I frequent …

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And in parts of America they’re panic buying guns!

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Good news for music lovers, Eurovision song contest has been cancelled.
:grin:

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And crisps, chocolate, maltesers, opal fruits, pastilles, smarties…

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Government are advising not to leave children in the care of the elderly.
Good advice, the last time the kids tied grandad to a chair and set fire to his trousers!
:rage:

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What’s all the fuss over the flagged joke? I’ve been having a few laughs on the way scrolling back hoping to find something nicely offensive. And…is that it! What’s wrong its bloody funny
Now, now! Come on who’s responsible?

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