Contrived audiophile terminology

I noticed that ‘These are speakers that belie their size’ was still missing here. I can’t continue reading if I see that sentence. (And I guess others have just stopped reading this post after the first sentence too) But on the other hand, cliches exist because they are generally true. Which in itself could be considered a … (argh, I’ll get me coat)

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I own original vinyl copies of “Tarkus” and “Pictures at an Exhibition”. Am I condemned to spend the rest of my days on the naughty step?

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Not possible!
Now I’ll take shelter.

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No of course not it’s all based on personal taste, I’m sure I’ve got stuff you’d hate.

To quote Monty Python “we’re all individuals” thank heavens :grin:

What a Lucky Man he was(n’t)

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Everything is bettered with a Nano prefix.

“Our reference range of platinum pro studio cables are prepared in the factory using a frequency aligned nano particle coating giving extended air and wider floor.
An average sized room has the sensation of a concert hall.
The specialised nano coating is made possible by collecting dust from the seats of orchestra performers from some of the worlds most beloved concert venues and combining this with frequency aligned bonding agents, truly bringing you close to the music.”

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What, no first (and best, in my case only…) album?

:wink:

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“The sound was so magical, surely Merlin himself would own one”
A Ken Kessler endorsed quote for either an Audio Research or Wilson Audio advertisement.
One of the better ones I think

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I’m not

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I’m Brian!

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Are you sure you’re not Roger.

Ok apart you and Roger, we’re all individuals.

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Who’s Roger?

Roger is a dentist in Dublin:

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Not me…

They need to turn it up then!

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It’s all contrived.

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This thread is hilarious. I’m convinced though—many of these comments have been curated. How do I know??? It’s all in the nuances.

I tried that stuff on Mrs. Opus… didn’t do anything, she still thinks I’m a moron

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In stitches over that comment…:rofl::rofl::rofl: