English Premier League Season 2023/24

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Come on now, Bob. You’re not fooling anyone with your change of name


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Well, come July/August I’ll set up a new league for the 24/24 season, no doubt I’ll be able to pick three Chelsea players each game next time after a year off apart from Cole Palmer, perhaps three from Palace too if they’re still there and affordable


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I didn’t know we had any Cup Soccer. As Dickie Davis once attempted to call it.

So, Poch is gone. Looks like the Chelsea schitt show will continue next season, proving all of us with some choice entertainment along with that other dysfunctional club, Man U.

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I mean, ffs

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Southgate in


The 2023/24 season has only been over for 48 hours and already AT LEAST FOUR EPL teams – West Ham, Liverpool, Brighton and Chelsea – will start 2024/25 with a new manager.

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Good grief. Pathetic.

You should give The Moyesiah a call. He might win you something!

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Ruben Amor-in apparently


Lol!

Strange timing. I could have understood at the Jan transfer window or even Easter but recent form has been very good and he seemed to have got the kids playing with confidence :man_shrugging:t2:

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Big Sam, Wayne Rooney :rofl:

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Is it too late to get him at West Ham?

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Chelsea are become ridiculous start of last season get new manager give him a team full of very young and very expensive players none of who new manager picked after 3 months of understandably up and down performances fans start to call for managers head.

6 weeks before the end of the season things start to come together manager wins over fans after taking team from mid table to European places. 2 days after end of season sack manager.

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Unbelievable. TBH he is better off getting away from TB/Clearlake. Sorting out the sh*tshow at the start and then finishing 6th and in Europe - not good enough? As @Jamiewednesday says - FFS

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TB should wait for Brighton to appoint Kieran McKenna and then poach him from Brighton :rofl:

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After PSG and Chelsea, I think Poch needs to find himself a normal club.

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I think J-Lo has signed Terry. The Porn Dwarf is way too tight to pay any compo!

Tbf, it does genuinely seem a mutual consent thing. Poch wanted more say in things, wasn’t going to get it, so told them politely he couldn’t be arsed any more.

Todd or whoever was sitting across the table wasn’t particularly enamoured with his lack of ‘buzz’ but wasn’t keen on the option to sack him and pay out more money, said ‘fair enough’, we have a cunning plan to cover this.

Though f
 knows this must be so cunning that it’s more cunning than a fox recently promoted to professor of cunning at the college of St Cunning, Oxford.

Poch meanwhile heads off to Bayern with a fresh spring in his step.

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