I blame the owners. 
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Mind you, I complained of an odd smell when test driving a car. …… It was the dealer. 
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i meant lift my wallet
what is worse young ladies no longer find my jokes amusing.
Actually they just no longer see you as a viable partner and so don’t feel compelled to pretend anymore like they do with younger lad’s banal humor.
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One knows they’re old when young ladies just look straight through you 
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I wouldn’t know, being young and sexy and all.
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Well good for you mate 
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Maybe if you shared a little of that wine you’ve been showing off you might have better luck.
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Actually never thought of that Pete but you’ve got to be our age to appreciate them - years of practice 
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True than you might need to just lower your sights. 
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Probably ha
Mate of mine is a reasonably well known actor ( been in the underbelly stuff etc)
Bit of an ego - we were in a pub in Surry Hills for lunch one Friday . Plenty of ladies around
He thought they would be looking for autographs - I told him he’s too old they don’t care
Most unhappy . So we just had a few more hundred wines ha
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my problem was most of the girls i met did not understand English.
Ohhh right. Newcastle lasses. I get ya. 
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In Holland and Barrett last week , the assistant said the canned music has gone.
I said ''what about some Enya ?"
“Who ?”
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that is nothing an old man went into HMV manchester and asked for a record of
Beethoven conducting. that is rare.
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i once went out with an italian lady she never learnt English. and forgot her italian
kissing the bride at a wedding and forgetting to bring a present.
asking a girl if she likes children and when she says yes. i explain iam up for adoption.
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