“What, you haven’t got any records? They’re back in now, you know. And it’s so easy these days: all you need is an Ion, which is a record player with a USB output you can plug into your computer and play tgrough its surround system, so you don’t need anything else.”
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‘How many vinyls have you got?’
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Is this “soundstage” in the room with us right now?
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“PRaT you say? Yeah I’m looking at one right now.”
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That’s the same tune as my car stereo.
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You don’t need all that gear. I use a refurbished iPod, all my music at 128-Kbps, fits in a pocket and can plug it into a speaker at home. Sorted!
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Me: Why is my left speaker 4 inches to the right of its normal position?
Son: My friends probably moved it so we could plug in their Xbox.
It took me half an hour to put things right.
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I really wish I could put the Chief Inspector Dreyfus “eye-twitch” gif here… 
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you should put your LP12 photo here , with a suitable comment
Is that a slipmat “screech “
What do you mean, it hasn’t got voice control? My Alexa plays anything I ask it to. It’s just one speaker and hardly takes up any space in the kitchen. Have you tried one? I’m sure you’d find it much more convenient.
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“You’re a what?”
Repeats: “Audiophile.”
“Strange, you seem proud of it. Are you on the list of sex offenders, or haven’t they caught you yet?”
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Why have you got two radiators in the room?
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While you were making coffee, I took the opportunity to sellotape a penny onto your stylus like my dad used to do…
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What are you doing with that sandpaper?
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The only green paper I’d use is this one. 
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Some say olive is best
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Oh you use Linn Space Optimisation I wondered where the bass went.
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The Naim label on your Nova has slipped. I’ve got some tape…
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Cutting & scratching - you need two turntables & a mixer!