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There is/was one of that name in Bangor County Down.

The vehicle is a Citroen Beringo & reg’d in Co Down N.Ireland

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Take yer pick…Oz? NI?

Blimey, it was just a funny :smile:

I forgot where I was!

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Now that’s what I call a real “Best Joke”

Not sure if I was in Northern Ireland or Australia :sunglasses:

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LOL…I meant the Naim Forum :laughing:

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The inventor of the crossword lived nearby, three streets across and two down.

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Another whacky idea from those folk in Ciren’ …

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I’ve resigned from my job at the helium balloon factory; I won’t be spoken to in that tone of voice. My colleague though is staying on, he loves it there, can’t speak highly enough of them.

My landscape gardener told me today he can’t do our work as our garden is portrait.

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steve

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GadgetMan

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The inventor of the crossword lived nearby, three streets across and two down…

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… Next door to Anna Gramm

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I hit a small deer once, on Headley Down (for those Surrey members who may know the area) when it jumped out of a hedge - landing immediately in front of me. It did an absurd amount of damage for its size, compounded by the fact I was supposed to be part-exchanging the car for a new one three days later.

It got trickier though when I told my then still young daughters that Bambi had jumped in front of my car earlier that day and not lived to tell the tale. They both burst into tears.

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David

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How extraordinary, when you’d clearly worded the information so tactfully!

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As shared by an acquaintance from my school days …

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An actual thing that I actually did…

You know you’ve become part of the “G&T Generation” when you go “Feck! Where did I put my glasses?”

Then you realise… they’re on your face…

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G&T? Is that Gin and Tonic?

Gifted and Talented?