Best jokes

[TOBYJUG]

[ChrisM54]

Might have been funny if they’d spelt it correctly…

[davidhendon]

I still don’t get this one. But 11 people favourited it, so apparently some people do.

[GeeJay]

Lyrics start at 0:53.

M - Pop Muzik (Official Video)

George.

[steviebee]

@davidhendon

Lyrics to a popchart hit.

[davidhendon]

Thanks! That’s why I didn’t get it then!

Edit

But I listened to it via George’s link and recognised it within a second or two. It’s a long time since I heard that!

Now I get the joke!

Best

David

[GeeJay]

Another one courtesy of AMOC forum;

[GeoffC]

[jjbomber]

A black piece of tarmac walks into a bar and shouts “I’m as hard as nails and will fight anybody in here.”
The barman says, “Calm down, nobody wants to take you on.”
Just then a red piece of tarmac comes in and says, “I’m as hard as nails and will fight anybody in here.” Nobody moves.
The barman turns to black tarmac and says, “ I thought you wanted to fight?”
Black tarmac says, “ I’m not fighting him, he’s a cyclepath!”

[TheKevster]

I’ve just started a new job, working in a chess pieces factory.

I’m on Knights next week.

[crispyduck]

Make sure you don’t get caught watching on- line pawn while you are supposed to be working

[davidhendon]

I reckon they would go easy on him as he’s just a rookie.

[Pete_the_painter]

So who’s move is it next.

[Beachcomber]

I like the Knights. I find them strangely moving.

[crispyduck]

I think they are actually called Knight shifts at the Linn factory

[jjbomber]

crispyduck

1h

Make sure you don’t get caught watching on- line pawn while you are supposed to be working
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Or Bashing The Bishop

[crispyduck]

Thought of that but wasn’t going to say it on such a genteel forum!

[Debs]

@TheKevster

I’m on Knights next week.

Is that the same shift as your East European Czech-mate?

[TOBYJUG]

Star Trek. The Next Genderation.

[Martinzero]

Spinal Tap - Lick My Love Pump